Scott Adams gets it right here.

I'm thinking it'll be time to upgrade to a newer Tivo soon. Luckily, they just announced \$50 rebates on new Tivos through the holiday season. If you're wondering why you need a Tivo, check out Heather Newman's column.. Also read how tivo changed Ernie the Attorney's life, and get a list of ten reasons to try tivo.

You have a spare jersey, cleats, and shorts in the trunk of your car in case you forgot to pack a bag for your weekly pick-up game as I did last night.