For so many of us, soccer can take on a quasi-religious aspect in our lives. Many times, just in the way we talk about the game, or how we came to be a fan of the game. A dead easy way to start a conversation with a soccer fan is to ask him when they had their "on the road to Damascus" moment. John Kass had his moment from soccer-dad to soccer-fan and is now preaching the good word:
But if I ever find out that Gore is a true soccer fan, my politics will change radically. I’ll beg him to run for president because America needs a leader capable of using the awesome power of big government to forcibly impose soccer on the rest of you, for your own good.