Need a time machine to apply for this job?

More amusement from Craiglist job postings. Hmm, which of these technologies could you seriously have 10 to 15 years of experience with?  Fifteen years ago, I was still an undergraduate in college, Amazon did not exists, and EC2/AWS certainly didn't and  Java was still a wanna-be Flash plugin for your Browser.

The ideal candidate will have 10 to 15 years of relevant work experience using the following: 

• Java 2 Enterprise Edition (J2EE) and various Java Application Servers (WebLogic, JBOSS)
• Cloud Computing, such as Amazon EC2/AWS
• Enterprise Data and Search technologies (Example: Solr, Hadoop, MapReduce)
• Agile/SCRUM Methodology